Idiosyncratic.: Steak #

1/25/2010

Steak #

In the words of Alex the Lion from Madagascar (great movie) :

Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy.

I love steak. I have an unhealthy addiction to it. I could never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.. etc
become a vegetarian. No matter how cute those little calves look, I'll kill and eat them myself if I have to.
I'd ever prefer cannibalism to being a vegetarian, and my Dad encourages me, he said
'Mary, what would you do if I divorced and your mother married a vegetarian?'
'Insist on eating meat'
'And if they refused?'
'Kill someone.'
'Excellent. Do you know how to kill effectively and cut up the bodies?'
'No...'
'Well murder is a subject for later, but what you must do is first bleed the body by cutting the throat, wrists and armpits, they'll drain blood the fastest. Then you'll have to gut them and remove the bowels, they make the body smell and if you leave them too long, they make the carcass inedible.
For the best cuts of meat, hang the carcass for a long time to soften it.'
'Okay Daddy.'

Bien sur, this is unneccessary, because my parents are not getting divorced and I will always eat meat and live happily ever after.
I do worry about what my father and I discuss at times.

4 comments:

Ducky25 January 2010 at 00:25
MADAGASCAR!! <3 :D
but yeas, i think you should worry :P
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LLG25 January 2010 at 00:42
what do you talk to your parents about?
this is normality for me.
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Ducky25 January 2010 at 00:51
i talk to mine about everyday shizzles and malarkies.
im not surprised :P
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LLG25 January 2010 at 01:05
what is that meant to meaan? what do you talk about? what is everyday!?
we always talk about murder and quantum physics.
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The boy and his falcon - One of my favourite stories.

Once there was a boy.
When the boy was six years old, his father gave him a falcon to train.
Falcons are raptors - killing birds, his father told him, hunters of the sky.
The falcon didnt like the boy, and the boy didnt like it either.
Its sharp beak made him nervous, and its bright eyes always seemed to be watching him.
It would slash at him with its beak and talons when he came near: For weeks his wrists and hands were bleeding.
He didnt know it, but his father had selected a falcon that had lived in the wild for over a year, and thus nearly impossible to tame.
But the boy tried, because his father had told him to make the falcon obedient, and he wanted to please his father. He stayed with the falcon constantly, keeping it awake by talking to it and even playing music to it, because a tired bird meant it was easier to tame.
He learned the equipment, the jesses, the hood, the brail, the leash that bound the bird to his wrist.
He was meant to keep the falcon blind, but he couldnt bring himself to do it - instead he tried to sit where the bird could see him as he touched and stroked its wings, willing it to trust him.
He fed it from his hand, and at first it would not eat. Later, it ate so savagely that its beak cut the skin of his palm. But the boy was glad, because it was progress, and because he wanted the bird to know him, even if the bird had to consume his blood to make that happen.
He began to see that the falcon was beautiful, that its slim wings were built for speed of flight, that it was strong and swift, fierce and gentle. When it dived to the ground, it moved like light. When it learned to circle and come to his wrist, he nearly shouted with delight.
Sometimes the bird would hop onto his shoulder and put its beak in his hair. He knew his falcon loved him, and when he was certain it was not just tamed, but perfectly tamed, he went to his father and showed him what hed done, expecting him to be proud.
Instead, his father took the bird, now tame and trusting, in his hands, and broke its neck.
I told you to make it obedient, his father said and dropped the birds lifeless body to the ground. Instead, you taught it to love you. Falcons are not meant to be loving pets: They are fierce and wild, savage and cruel. This bird was not tamed, it was broken.
Later when his father left him, the boy cried over his pet, until eventually his father sent a servant to take the body of the bird and bury it.
The boy never cried again, and he never forgot what he learned: that to love is to destroy and to be loved is to be the one destroyed.
From City of Bones by Cassandra Clare.

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1/25/2010

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The boy and his falcon - One of my favourite stories.